Hello Tourists, we love your money, but …

I think I have written a post like this pretty much every year at some point. We love you tourists!! You spend money in our local communities which means we do not have a state tax like most states.  For that we really, really thank you.

Oar House Friends

My friends in Bayou Chico

Now, let’s get down to brass tacks, as they say. I would not come to your area (Tennessee and Georgia come to mind most quickly) and drive like a total shit head.  I have been in your states and never would do what you to us.

Let’s see – drive like a mad man on I-110 until you get to the three mile bridge and then you poke like you have never seen water before. UGH.

Or like today, hello Kentucky, stop under the 17th street train over pass to take pictures. Um, do you want all the people behind to crash into us. Just do what we do. Find a place to stop and get out and take a picture. Everyone does it – it is totally cool. But don’t stop -under the train. Honestly, ugh. Another state (Ky) that I have driven through and not been a dill weed.

Don’t speed because you think you can get away with it – and do not tail gait us. We know the speed limits and where the police hang out and you should learn from out example. Just saying.